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(Contains: sexual themes)
Yuffie asks but doesn’t really want to know. Shelke tells her anyway.

A catalogued description of insecurity to insanity, told around two foils and their fabricated penchant for conversation.

o-o-o-o

The path that leads to instability is rarely trod upon, and even less returned to. It’s more akin to a one way street that ends in a cul-de-sac of madness – circling ‘round and ‘round until what you knew and what you know becomes a blur of hazy alcohol fed recollections. The buzz is amped to full volume and the hangover intensified to infinite proportions, comprehendible only to those who have perhaps imbibed lethal doses of liquor, thus rendering the comparison worthless because they’re with Aerith now, and that is all that can be said concerning the matter.

“How did it happen?” Yuffie asks, sitting across from the girl in question as the morning sun leaks through the curtain and dapples onto the floor in a waltzing display of shadow and light.

Shelke has to think about this one. She can predict much, but this inquiry is uncalled for.

“Gradually. And then suddenly.” There is a stagnant pause between the two. “Is that what you refer to as irony?”

Yuffie smiles. “Close enough.”

o-o-o-o


[link] Memoires of a Mental Breakdown is an AMAZING fanfiction introduced to me by :iconreadingchick:. She's been showing me alot of cool stuff! She's my Shelke, and I'm her Yuffie. =D

Oh, and for you peeps who were confused on what the word meant... xD

ges⋅tic⋅u⋅late
verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech.
–verb (used with object)
2. to express by gesturing.


Weiss the Immaculate is super silly and has phallic swords. Like semi-automatic dildos. I think I'm going to put this with mature content or something... Nah. xD

And crappy backgrounds are crappy. Fear them!

Weiss the Immaculate, Shelke the Transparent and Yuffie Kisaragi the White Rose of Wutai are from Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus. :)

As is Vincent, who's gun gesticulates for him.
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:icondanirox123:
DaniRox123 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009
Yuffie: Oh, yeah, and Sorry I bitch-slapped you, Shelke. It's not your fault that Nomura made you duller than a Nobody in Dirge of Cerberus. Besides, you got better. I actually don't hate your guts now.

... But She SOOOOOOOO deserved that bitch slap either way.

Well, in my oppinion.

Shelke's okay. If you take Lucrecia out of her system, I'm sure I'd like her a whole lot better.
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009
I bet so too! Shelke is awesome and shouldn't be overshadowed by Luccy! Altho in my opinion, I thought Luccy was pretty awesome herself but just... confused. Hahaha
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DaniRox123 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2009
Yeah... Lucrecia just annoys the hell outta me. XD
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:iconquatercomet:
QuaterComet Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2009
Kekekeke..... Weiss kinda looks like a zombie (the better part of his state in-game notwithstanding xD) but I love how you draw Yuffie and Shelke! :D
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
LOL Weiss!Zombie? That's scary. But true. :lmao:

And Yuffie and Shelke are my favorites. *w*
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:iconquatercomet:
QuaterComet Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
'Indeed, the souls went to Omega, but no one could exactly make light of whatever happened to the brains...'

I wish I had the inspiration to make a Valentinezy pic (Valentine as in today, not the other Valentine we all know and fangirl over ;D) and the time -I'll be away from the internet starting tomorrow to well into next week! D:
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
LOLLLL xDDD

And yesss. Hopefully you sketch us up something of the Shelke or Argent variety. D:

I'm cooking up something as we speak. >:3
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:iconquatercomet:
QuaterComet Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
(Shelke and Argent? I assume you haven't seen my latest concept picture, complete with a certain someone lacking a muzzle... ;D)

*Does an excited clap very reminiscient of Tifa's 'victory applause' after the Cloud vs. Sephiroth duel in AC, upon hearing that you've a pic on the stove*
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
( I has, I has. But I want more! MORE! :evillaugh: )

Ooooh~ <333 (This is why I love you gaiz, so much FF7 D: <3 )
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:iconquatercomet:
QuaterComet Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
More you say? Eh, Seems I'll hafta follow through on that, as nothing shall forestall my return...

I swear Genesis would perform a cartwheel if he discovered the works of Shakespeare. xD
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
LOL Agreed.

Genesis reading Shakespeare would be amazing.

It's better than Loveless anywho. xD
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:icongabrielsangel:
gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009  Student Artist
OH. MY. GOD.


*brain works again*

Sorry, what was that?
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
:rofl: Go read the fanfiction! It's filled with silly stuff like this! :XD:
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:icongabrielsangel:
gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2009  Student Artist
I just read a little bit of it. It is pretty :rofl:
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2009
Isn't it? :XD:
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:icongabrielsangel:
gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Student Artist
:nod:
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:icondaemonesca:
daemonesca Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009
Ah, I remember that scene. xD You've made Weiss disturbingly adorable. Great work! ^w^o'
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009
From Memoires?! 8D (Another Memoires reader?! )

Thank you! :heart:
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:icondaemonesca:
daemonesca Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009
Welcome! ^_^
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:iconelseaes:
Elseaes Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2008
This is hilarious!

Oh Weiss. I was dying on the inside by the time I got to that part of the game that would never end. All I remember about him is that Hojo is involved and the 8-year-old-playing-FF7-in-1997-for-the-first-time in me can only freak out and spam the kill buttons while scaring my half-blind paranoid cat.

Also I love it when you draw Yuffie! You are such a lovely artist!
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2008
:rofl: !

Haha, I'm glad you liked it! :)

I don't have an 8 year old in me who played FF7, so I didn't enjoy it as much as you probably did. I did have a bird who kept jumping around every time I shot at Weiss though. :XD:

I love drawing Yuffie! =D Although I'm not sure she loves me back. :P
And gracias! :heart: I want to draw you more fanart though. House of Blood is epic. D:
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:iconelseaes:
Elseaes Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2008
Dirge of Cerberus made me cry a little on the inside, to tell you the truth. Especially during that Captain Planet sequence near the end. YOU KNOW WHAT I BE SAYIN'.

I'll try to give you more art! I've been working on some stuff over break too!
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2008
Woah! I never thought of it as Captain Planet... I always felt it was more of a Power Rangers moment if anything. I cracked up at it all the same though. :P

It did sorta make me die, but I liked the parts with Barret and Tifa, and of course, Yuffie, so it was bearable. :XD:

HUZZAH! LIFE IS GOOD!

Except for me (and you? xD ) Not having scanners. D: I want to upload so much sketches. >:
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:iconkitkatkarma:
kitkatkarma Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2008  Student Writer
....


OMAI!


I scared my cat I laughed so hard.


I need to get back on ff.net and read this xDDD


....

Thank you this has made my crappy week better.
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2008
:rofl: !

Apologize to your cat for me! :XD:

You should! It's the most hilarious piece of work I've ever read (next to But That Was In Another Country). :P

Awww, I'm glad! :heart: Hope it turns around for the better! :)
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:iconkitkatkarma:
kitkatkarma Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008  Student Writer
x3

He's fine. xD

I will I'm on a computer that allows FF.net (SHOCKER. I'm not at school right now yay!)

Thanks ^^
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008
Good! :3

AND YES! :w00t: How do you like it? :XD:

Where you at right now? That's a first, y'know? Not having FF blocked. :lmao:
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:iconkitkatkarma:
kitkatkarma Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008  Student Writer
:)

I like it alot. I fallen out of my chair a few times in laughter and because I fail at balance.

I'm at home for the weekend. I'm not at college yet, but my parents enrolled me into a private school. xDD

They are so dumb sometimes they block the stupidest stuff :lmao:
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008
:rofl:!
Me too! I adore that fanfiction! Everyone should read it. :P

Oh wow. D: That is sorta... sad. ^^; I couldn't imagine being away from my mother. :(

And most schools do... xD
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:iconilovemynikon:
ilovemynikon Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008  Student Photographer
-runs around her living room, screaming wildly and thus frightening her parental units-

... This would be Vixen2004.

... Who now wants to thus marry you and spawn your little crayon grasping children.

(I am making the assumption that your off spring will be as artistically gifted as you are, of course. Hence, they shall be birthed grasping crayons - straight from the womb. I kid you not. I'm willing to bet money on my predictions.)

This. This is amazing. I am floored with flattery.

I'm flattered that you took the time to draw this; flattered at the absolute lovely review you left me; flattered that you take the time to read my chicken scratch to begin with ...

So. Now I must pimp this on my profile, as an humble ode to your amazing-ness and such.

-giggles uncontrollably-

I'm so glad you find my whacked out attempts at macabre Tsviet humor entertaining.

This is obviously being favorited, collected, pimped, and posted on my live journal so others can drool over your mad skillz in much the same matter as I.

-hugs ever so tightly; just shy of asphyxiation-

I LUV YOU OH SO VERY VERY MUCH!

-continues to cling, long after absolutely necessary-
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
That crayon-grasping paragraph would not fit in my signature! I demand justice! D:<

And you have no idea how much I was grinning, smiling, and laughing while reading all of your comments! I guess your wit shows through even when you're not writing! :lmao:

Awww, don't feel so flattered! You deserve way more art, way more reviews, and waaay more readers! Your "chicken-scratch" is better than anything I could ever come up with. :XD: (Which is why I'm totally going to draw you more stuff)

Tsviet humor is the best humor. *w*

-clings back-

Oh, and your signature caused many laughs and giggles from me and my sister. :P
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:iconilovemynikon:
ilovemynikon Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008  Student Photographer
Also: your Artist's Comments had me in hysterics.

Figured you should know.

Just the fact that you thought to define gesticulate ...

Wow. My life will never be the same. XD
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
:rofl: !

Yeah, I get real silly in my Artist's Comments, y'know. xD

It's a big word! Don't judge me! :XD:
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:iconilovemynikon:
ilovemynikon Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008  Student Photographer
Ahem, Also Again: on an artistic level (sorry, I got so excited I forgot to actually view this from an actual artwork perspective) I must say I LOVE how you outline your characters with big, chunky colors. Especially the aura around the gesticulating Weiss. And Shelke's face in panel ... was it two?

-looks up-

-all that can be seen is my parent comment-

Um. Whatever panel has Shelke looking like she wants to poke Yuffie's eyes out with electric cattle prods. That one. Yup.

Amazing-ness to the max.

Even showed it to my mom. She agrees with me one hundred percent. And then some. WOOT!
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
Heeee, that's okay! :giggle: I tend to do that too... :XD:

Really?! That was crappy last-minute background! :rofl: I couldn't think of anything to draw except for DeepGround which I did not feel up to looking reference for. xD !

Doesn't Shelke ALWAYS look like that? :?
(She should ask Reno for his. I bet he wouldn't mind.)

You showed it to your mom?! :lmao:
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:iconthehotmageaeris:
thehotmageaeris Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I lol'ed. :P
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
You WOULD. :P
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:iconskybot4:
Skybot4 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
XD Vincent's gun does the gesturing! But what does ejaculate mean?
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
Erm...

Look it up. :rofl:
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:iconskybot4:
Skybot4 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
okay...

EW!! EW!! GROSS! I SKIMMED BUT I SAW WORDS THAT WERE GROSS!!
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
:rofl: How old are you?! :XD:

Maybe I should put mature content on this...
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:iconskybot4:
Skybot4 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
i'm 12!!!!

You should warn ppl about the word!! .... T^T
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
Sorry, didn't know you where 12. xD;
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:iconskybot4:
Skybot4 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
XD it's ok, not many ppl know anyway!
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
I'll make sure to be careful... :XD:
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:iconthehotmageaeris:
thehotmageaeris Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I lol'ed even more! XD
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
P'shaw~ :lmao:
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:iconbleueyzzz:
bleueyzzz Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008   Writer
FOXY I LOVE YOU D: WHERE HATH THOU BEEN??
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:iconfoxygirlchan:
foxygirlchan Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
omfagjap;dkjf;alkdjs CRISSEH! DDDD:

Where have YOU BEEN?! :noes: You don't go on YIM anymore... You don't look at me anymore?! WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE HAVE THAT I DON'T?!

-tableflip-

Oh you~ You know I Love you dearly. I've just been busy with life~ YIM is pretty much the only place you can get in contact with me quickly. Other than DA, of course. =D
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ReadingChick Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
-stares for a full minute-

-dies laughing in the most un-Shelke-like of ways-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my gawd, that is AWESOME!!!!!
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